So in order to totally PWN rachel's attempt at quoting scrubs (if you want to laugh at her miserable attempt, visit - www.rachel-maykay.blogspot.com ) I'll follow up with a more comprehensive, note-worthy and WHOOP ASS quotes/moments.
Season 5 - Ep 4 - My Jiggly Ball
Carla: If J.D. were drowning and he told you he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you do it?
Turk: That depends. What if there're hot chicks at the pool? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him?
Carla: Let's say there's no women.
Turk: There's always women at the pool, baby!
Carla: Fine. He's in a pond.
J.D.: Oh, I would never swim in a pond! They're infamous for serpents!
Turk: You could swim at the Y on Tuesdays -- men only.
J.D.: Have you been to the Y on man night? Not me.
Carla: N--oka--fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!
Turk: Oh! So now a brother can't swim!
J.D.: Why do you have to go there?
Season 4 - Ep 14 - My Lucky Charm
J.D.: Ohh, no, man, we're just living together. And not like, like, livin' together, I mean, like, liiiivin' together!
Season 6 - Ep 15 - My Long Goodbye
J.D: My mum had a uterus.... I lived in it.
Season 4 - Ep 2 - My Office
Dr. Cox: I don't know what to tell you, there, Bobbo. Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.
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