Was he a mexican apple-thief??

Just got home, feel like shit and missing my sole nipple hair. What better conditions are there to blog the events of the past 2 days.

Wednesday. The calendar event of the UQ year. Market Day.

Our enthusiastic bunch of freshmen/women hit the Great Court early in the morning, with one single objective: get as much free shit as we could. Pens, waterbottles, bags, merchandise and food. Everything would be in abundance, and we were all going to be a part of it.

The haul was average at best. QUT were handing out T-shirts! UQ continues to dissapoint. The end of day tally was:

• 4 x enviro-friendly bags


• 5 x pens


• 2 x rulers


• 3 x waterbottles


• 2 x diaries
  

The fact that no money was spent on food/drink throughout the day made up for the sub-par amount freebies. Food scavange resulted in:

• 2 x hotdogs


• 2 x red bull


• 6 x ice teas


• 1 x coke


• 1 x popcorn


• 2 x cookies
  

(writing from hereforth is written 4 days afterward. Seriously don't remember shit)

Other significant events include inhaling a minga-load of helium, joining a cosplay-society (skeptical) and putting one of the complimentary sausages in a condom and throwing it at each other :)