We're not like li~vin' together, we're like LI~VIN' TOGETHER~~!

As I fondle Katya, my pillow-girlfriend, I reflect on last night & todays events and attempt to summarise them into a blog-worthy post.

Last night was Bill's house-warming party. The lucky prick now lives in St Lucia, only walking distance away from our great & almighty UQ campus. That doesn't mean there are certain drawbacks though. A first year student hardly has the monetary measures to fund his own dwelling, so Bill shares his house with others. A cultural mix of various South American and Asian men. These guys seem pleasent at first, but we would soon found out you can't judge a hairy 22 year old Peruvian man by his cover.

The party itself was supercala-freakin-awesome =] A whole heap of BBC boys i hadn't seen since Schoolies had gathered, it was nice to touch see them again. A breif list of highlights include:

• Wheels' beer bong (a funnel connected to a long tube ending in a nozel. Beer or any other liquid for that matter is poured into the funnel, the froth accumulates at the top, leaving a 3 second burst of beer wen the nozel is released. A fast effective intoxicative mechanism)
• Mark Jones
• Shan's beer-ejaculation magic
• Captain Planet hookin up with 2 of Bill's flatmates

The last point is rather amusing. Although drunken party hook-ups are one off things, the 22 year old Peruvian man took it all too seriously. The sweet-talking Peruvian became a Perv-ian, and the Captain was on the run. Being the good friend I am, the Captain & I were able to cleverly avoid the Perv-ian through a collection of diversions, hiding spots and running away.

Renkert & I left at 1ish, putting another drunken marathon home that has become all too common to us. (we need a chauffer D: ) Back at his house, we had a D&M, cooling off on his drive away. I can make farting noises with my back. Holler.

Woke up FREEZING my jiblets off at 6am, drove home, and slept for a good part of the day.

Unfortunately, had to be shaken from my slumber, as my presence was required at UQ for a lame-ass awards ceremony. Boring. zzzz.

• Met Laurence & Guy there (BBC's ethnic ambassedors ftw)
• had a HUGE teste infront of my future engineering buddies *blush*
• listening to the lame ass jokes of faculty heads

There was eye-candy for all, if by all I mean every faculty except engineering. Great 5 years I have to look foward to. QQ

Adios Assface(s).