To sweeten up our shit-flavoured shit with shit topping that HAS been our week, the wounded and battered troops from UQ raided the Indro Megaplex grounds, to watch ZACH & MIRI MAKE A PORNO =D =D
The movie had an R rating, meaning that retards and Renkert aren't allowed to enter. So squadron Sausage Fest, comprising of myself, Max, Imala, Killoran and Shan met at sixteen-hundred-fifty hours (4:50) to go behold the most eagerly anticipated theatrical event of this still relatively new year.
In stark contrast to my week-old uni experience, the movie did not disappoint.
It was the epitome of HILARITY. At least for most of us......
I tribute this latter half of my blog and the scrubs reference title to my dear friend Shan who is suffering a degenerative disease localised to her sense of humour.
Through the entirety of the movie, the male contingency of our group were wetting our panties laughing like little pre-pubescent girls giggling over the word 'penis', while Shan sat silently stoic, simply saddened & (dis)satisfied. alliterate THAT bitch.
After sloshing our way through the pee-puddles made from pissing ourselves laughing, my investigation of Shan revealed that she infact did not enjoy CLASSICS such as:
- Superbad
- Anchorman
- And all Will Ferrel movies for that matter!
What has this world come to!? If it wasn't for her superior knowledge in scrubs trivia and her love of N64 games, she would be making like a jew and getting her ass burnt.
You live another day.
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