Romeo and Juliet.
Ross and Rachel.
Every lovey dovey princess x prince romance Disney comes up with.
None of these relationships can BEGIN to compare, with the absolute and unconditional intimacy that is shared singularly now and forever more, by myself and Simon. #^_______^#
*5 years ago*
Arriving upon the high schooling scene was difficult for a young Japanese boy, without a single word of English in his repertoire. He wore battered clothing and carried bruises from the bashing he received the previous night, for over cooking the whale.
He sat alone in a solitary corner of the room during an uneventful drama lesson, without an inkling of an idea about what was going on. Just as the little japanese boy with the poof-ball hat was thinking of committing hara-kiri due to his depressed state, there shined a shining beacon, in the middle, of the room. Was it an angel?? His face shined with the warmth of Edward Cullen, and his soft pale skin radiated an aura that drew tears of arousal to the japanese boy's squinty little eyes. Who was he? The Jap boy thought. His curiousity was answered when the God-like being's voice reverberated throughout the room. "Hi, my name is Jesus."
The squinting eye-line of the little Jap boy met with that of Jesus, put into a trance and salivating due to the sight that beheld him. He had found God. It felt like the start of something brilliant. It WAS the start of something brilliant......
*Present*
Simon 'Jesus' Corbiere, the one-and-only biblical character I believe in, has just revealed to me his exciting new blog. If words could describe the ecstacy one feels when reading his eloquent writing, it would be: 'a Harry Potter novel that concentrated soley on Hermione including scenes like when she would go to the toilet to masturbate or have lesbian sex with Ginny'.
Follow this link, or feel the wrath of an angry Japanese MAN, who would like to remind you of pearl harbour.
www.dancekittens.blogspot.com
This is the word of the Sim. Amen.
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The funniest bit is where you refer to yourself as a "MAN". : )
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