These particular rants were heard throughout the greater part of Brisbane, as the annual Toga Party hit the town again. The crowds congregating at the RE @ 6pm amassed an army not even Leonardis and his 299 could have bested.
The plan was to get pissed at Bill's beforehand (inflation on drinks at clubs/bars omfg @__@). I felt bad for poor Bill. The bloke isn't even 18, but we use his house to get drunk to a party he isn't even coming to. Vaguely reminiscent of Elliot & Keith incorporating JD into their ridiculous foreplay.
So we did. Everyone was glorious in their toga-apparel. I, myself wore a un-fitted white bedsheet, $11 at Woolworths, the fresh food people (subliminal messaging!!!)
The Bill's House piss-up group consisted of myself, Shan, Simon, Felix, Killoran, Imala, America and Fatty. We walked our way over to the RE, looking DAMN SPIFFY in our togas.
It was pretty crowded when we arrive upon the scene, and it was only 6:30! We immediately reeked the benefits of pre-drinks, as all 3 bars had a queue as big as the world's most giant doctor. The vibe and atmosphere was intoxicating enough, but Simon and America were not satisfied. So I joined them on thier expedition to the Woolies parking lot, were we pissed, drank and chatted up woolies staff. Our tranquil peace was pig-raped by the arrival of the fuzz. We legged it back to join our fellow comrades.
Our toga army had multiplied, Catherine and Kym (kath and kim LUL) had joined the fray, closely followed by ManLok, Renkert, Bremner and Nick.
(Sam: "shan!! dont touch there!!!" Fatty: "omg is that a ...!?" Shan: "teheeheehee")
Highlight of the evening came when we discovered the karaoke machine in the corner of the room, with a heavy set line of drunks queing up to embarrass themselves with crowd-favourite-classics. The quartet of myself, America, Killoran and Renkert obviously took the cake though, shouting out an EPIC rendition of WONDERWALL - Oasis. The crowd was going, bitches were swooning and we pretty much JIZZED. IN. OUR. PANTS.
After many cries of encores and women wanting our cocks because we were so talented, we left the RE, leaving behind a legacy I'd say. We decided to go back to Bill's so he wouldn't feel lonely =). We had the usual drink/chat/piss/repeat cycle going, but all in all totes funsies.
And after aaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll, You're my wonderwaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll
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